I've been on them opioids innit
So my poos are all enormous long logs, days apart.
Most uncomfortable.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 20 May 2023, 21:42, archived)

You need to drink more water.
Aim for 2 litres per day. And possibly eat more fresh fruit too.

Cocodamol? Got a nice fuzz on?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 20 May 2023, 22:02, archived)

I'm easing off the cocodamol now
It's s bit too fluffy
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 20 May 2023, 22:22, archived)

It's horrible get some proper drugs

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 May 2023, 22:31, archived)

I find codeine a bit too moreish.
Ibuprofen just gives me awful side effects and absolutely no pain relief. Paracetamol and hash are the way.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 20 May 2023, 23:52, archived)