Saturday smelly poo thread
I just dun one. Have you just dun one? Then this is the thread for you.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 20 May 2023, 17:55, archived)

do one

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 20 May 2023, 18:43, archived)

I dun a smelly poo halfway through a big bag of peanut M&M's.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 20 May 2023, 18:50, archived)

Alright, Bob Todd.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 20 May 2023, 18:57, archived)

Jammy Pockets

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 20 May 2023, 19:19, archived)

I thought I'd successfully purged that whole episode from my memory, but apparently not.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 20 May 2023, 20:16, archived)

Same here, what a strange character

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 May 2023, 21:11, archived)

I met her

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 20 May 2023, 21:36, archived)

Even if you're lying tell me about it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 May 2023, 22:14, archived)

It was a b4sh of sorts
In the back garden of the parents of either Brayndedd or his partner whose b3ta name I don't recall. Baldmonkey set fire to an ornamental railway sleeper. I slept in a tent with Rotating Wobbly Hat. Bob Todd stayed up all night with davew27.

Edit: springysunshine, that was her name.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 20 May 2023, 22:21, archived)

I played some drunken word association game with Comma, Moohala, Rev Cleo
Where everything came back to Easty's cock. Every time.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 20 May 2023, 22:24, archived)

you did not disappoint

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 May 2023, 22:27, archived)

She seemed normal, for b3ta.
I guess I'd have to ask davew more, but I can't be arsed.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 20 May 2023, 22:30, archived)

I never really encountered Baldmonkey, don't even really know what their reputation was, I'm genuinely curious

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 May 2023, 22:30, archived)

Eddie Hitler
In every possible respect.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 20 May 2023, 22:31, archived)

He once got bored and disassembled his washing machine on the lawn, just to spell his username out with the parts.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 23 May 2023, 11:36, archived)

I dun a poo into a bag of peanut M&M’s

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 20 May 2023, 19:01, archived)

Cheers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 20 May 2023, 20:16, archived)

Only when I shitpost on here!!!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 20 May 2023, 20:17, archived)

RIP Martin Amis :'(

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 20 May 2023, 20:44, archived)

+'s books up

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 May 2023, 1:15, archived)

Not since this morning
Although my farts could melt your eyebrows
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 20 May 2023, 21:36, archived)

I've been on them opioids innit
So my poos are all enormous long logs, days apart.
Most uncomfortable.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 20 May 2023, 21:42, archived)

You need to drink more water.
Aim for 2 litres per day. And possibly eat more fresh fruit too.

Cocodamol? Got a nice fuzz on?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 20 May 2023, 22:02, archived)

I'm easing off the cocodamol now
It's s bit too fluffy
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 20 May 2023, 22:22, archived)

It's horrible get some proper drugs

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 May 2023, 22:31, archived)

I find codeine a bit too moreish.
Ibuprofen just gives me awful side effects and absolutely no pain relief. Paracetamol and hash are the way.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 20 May 2023, 23:52, archived)