Alright great-great-grandfather
tell us more about 'watches.'
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 22 May 2023, 13:54, archived)

er, you can't take yr mobile in a swimming pool mate

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 22 May 2023, 13:56, archived)

OOH hark at mr moneybags over here
with his fancy swimming pool and antiquated chronometers.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 22 May 2023, 17:34, archived)