I only drink vodka if I can't get gin
I can't currently afford either, so I'll settle for strongbow
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 26 May 2023, 20:01, archived)

for a strong enough blow they might buy you an gin

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 26 May 2023, 20:50, archived)

I don't do blow jobs
Serious gag reflex
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 26 May 2023, 21:14, archived)

you can't stop telling jokes?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 May 2023, 21:31, archived)

Can't stop till I get enough

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 26 May 2023, 21:34, archived)

^ blowing bubbles

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 May 2023, 23:05, archived)