OK, today in "I didn't see this coming"...
I wanna fuck you like a turtle
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 15:16,
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remember to stretch your neck out and hiss
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2023, 15:30,
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Exhilarating, terrifying, heartbreaking, full of sounds I didn’t know existed.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 16:39,
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A pig, in a cage, on antibiotics.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 16:40,
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haven't heard that for yonks
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 17:16,
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