It's not a fair fight, cos Hitler's very dead now
but prime vs prime I'd say it would be close but Putin's martial arts skills would see him the victor.

If it was a dance off, Hitler wins hands down.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 17:08, archived)

I'd ride bare chested on my horse
And mow the fucker down
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 17:11, archived)

Putits

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 21:48, archived)

Vladinips

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 22:48, archived)

Putting the mother in motherland

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 23:18, archived)