Surgery bbq social and then had to take the kids to a birthday party cos the wife didn't want to do it.
She told me there would be lots of other dads there to talk to but ended up being just me and a load of mums and kids. Apparently there was some football on or something.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 19:47, archived)

The conjunction of 'surgery' with 'bbq' there sounds rather odd and potentially distasteful.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 Jun 2023, 19:59, archived)