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if you were on a massive drugs
and thus suffering from thinking trouble, what's the absolute worst car or other transportation device you could buy yourself?

alt: vacuum cleaners up your bum, how many is too many enough?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 19:19, archived)
Fucking Telsa
Their interface is so dense and bizarre, you'd never get it to do what you want, and it'd monopolise your attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 19:21, archived)
maybe they could have elon musk as a blowup head
on the dashbroad instead of a dell inspiron laptop display
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 20:34, archived)
One

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 19:48, archived)
spoken by a man with experience

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 20:35, archived)
When I was a medical student in hospital there was a 'Book of Shame' we were shown
Stuff inserted anal and minge
Well played fuck knows the straining required to get champagne bottles up the backside bottom first
Lol bottom
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 20:33, archived)
so that's where all the nice glasses went

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 20:40, archived)
What a spectacle

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 21:04, archived)
so smeary

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 21:08, archived)
One moment we're doing everything by stealth, only coming up from the sewer when it's dark and wearing trenchcoat disguises
the next we get a fucking great zeppelin in bright colours with a detachable glider and fly it between skyscrapers, dropping bombs and firing lasers at the baddies
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 20:34, archived)
just the two of us
we can make it if we try
just the two of us
you and i
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 20:39, archived)
How do you put a soul singer into a microwave?

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 20:40, archived)
Asking for a Gabriella Wesberry

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 20:42, archived)

It's Bill Withers.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 11:53, archived)
Anything fast
No massive drugs for me, my mates are enforcing a ban due to my blood pressure
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 21:12, archived)
go on... live a little.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 21:28, archived)
A Reliant Super Robin
As for anal roombas, Wire reckon 3.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 21:53, archived)
that model is unfortunately out of stock

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 22:29, archived)
I bought a MK1 mx5 while on massive drugs.
It was a fucking nightmare.

I also just got a master ball in Pokémon go so fuck off cunt
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 23:16, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 23:22, archived)
Get fucked four eyes

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 23:34, archived)
Fuck off spanishfly

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 6 Jun 2023, 23:56, archived)
Fuck off cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 0:00, archived)
The air quality level yesterday for this area just said "118 - Unhealthy" ok then what do I do with that information exactly?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 23:34, archived)
Bottle the air on a good day

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 23:46, archived)
$999.99, includes 8 accessories! 8!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 0:35, archived)
keep your eyes peeled for those 118 118 guys
they were polluting the airwaves for ages
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 23:52, archived)