Fish on some driftwood, why not dump sand on the table as well

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:09, archived)

Gravel with your gravlax

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:10, archived)

Dover soil

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:52, archived)

Mississippi mud

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:55, archived)

little fishing rod

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:12, archived)

Your soup, sir
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( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:15, archived)

Kerplunk, except each player holds the chamber over their soup when they take their turn, and there's a rabbit turd inside instead of a marble

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:29, archived)

Bop It pepper mill

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:33, archived)

That thing where they cook the food next to your table, but Buckaroo

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:37, archived)

I was thinking something very similar
Also Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots suddenly came to mind, not really sure how that would work
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:38, archived)

A little robot holds your knife and fork and you try to control that using only two buttons, meaning most of your dinner ends up on the floor

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:51, archived)

I didn't want it anyway

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 0:52, archived)