Bumsex Timothy thread

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:00, archived)

heading out for a curry in a bit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:00, archived)

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( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:03, archived)

That's what fancy places do isn't it, oh here's your chips in a flowerpot
Your steak balanced on a tiny set of wooden stairs
Your apple crumble dessert in a shoe
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:06, archived)

Once I was given half a dozen thin sweet potato fries
in what looked like a tiny wire mesh waste paper bin
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:08, archived)

+by a rugged urban outdoorsman

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:10, archived)

Wasn't a punchable hipster place, they were being serious about it
Not my choice, works do, they were paying for these almost empty plates thank fuck
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:13, archived)

Fish on some driftwood, why not dump sand on the table as well

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:09, archived)

Gravel with your gravlax

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:10, archived)

Dover soil

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:52, archived)

Mississippi mud

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:55, archived)

little fishing rod

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:12, archived)

Your soup, sir
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( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:15, archived)

Kerplunk, except each player holds the chamber over their soup when they take their turn, and there's a rabbit turd inside instead of a marble

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:29, archived)

Bop It pepper mill

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:33, archived)

That thing where they cook the food next to your table, but Buckaroo

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:37, archived)

I was thinking something very similar
Also Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots suddenly came to mind, not really sure how that would work
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:38, archived)

A little robot holds your knife and fork and you try to control that using only two buttons, meaning most of your dinner ends up on the floor

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:51, archived)

I didn't want it anyway

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 0:52, archived)

I'm having lamb chops with avocado mash

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 18:48, archived)

You rang?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 9 Jun 2023, 18:26, archived)

Fuck off you retard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 18:34, archived)

WRONG ACCOUNT

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 9 Jun 2023, 18:57, archived)