You'll like this next one, if you can figure out what it is supposed to be
It wasn't me singing on the original and every other band member has since fucked off
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 15:13, archived)

Almost exactly the same as RevCo, fancy that
Utter wanker pisses off everyone he works with
Except that Al didn't rope in a Yoko to speed up the process
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 15:26, archived)

I think crack did it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 16:21, archived)

Al only did crack to take the edge off the heroin, meth and PCP.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 20 Jun 2023, 18:33, archived)