Smeg, cockcheese, knobfarts

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Jun 2023, 13:18, archived)

Is there a kosher option?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 13:23, archived)

Zyklon-B

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Jun 2023, 13:29, archived)

^edgier than U2's guitarist

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 20 Jun 2023, 13:43, archived)

Worst of all the Spice Girls

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 14:04, archived)

Zyk-a-Zyk-ah

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 15:27, archived)

I really really really wanna normal sized head.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 15:36, archived)

haha I love Joel Veitch

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 23:59, archived)

I suppose somebody has to

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 8:09, archived)

Pork
Duh
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 13:54, archived)

I suppose so

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 13:50, archived)

Shove a nutmeg grater down your japper

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 14:03, archived)

Stick a deckchair up your nose

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 14:20, archived)

These days, if you say girly curly hair

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 14:23, archived)

Ministry recording new versions of With Sympathy tracks y/n

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Jun 2023, 14:39, archived)

Depends what they do with it

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 14:41, archived)

Prolly making it industrial metal innit

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Jun 2023, 14:44, archived)

I hope its tungsten carbide

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 15:01, archived)

What tha buddy hells that?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 21:48, archived)

N then
80s industrial is interesting in it is own right, modernise it, lose the minimal/synth aesthetic and it will sound like a generic tribute act

See also Sascha K performing early material now, tedious and awful
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 15:08, archived)

You'll like this next one, if you can figure out what it is supposed to be
It wasn't me singing on the original and every other band member has since fucked off
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 15:13, archived)

Almost exactly the same as RevCo, fancy that
Utter wanker pisses off everyone he works with
Except that Al didn't rope in a Yoko to speed up the process
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 15:26, archived)

I think crack did it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 16:21, archived)

Al only did crack to take the edge off the heroin, meth and PCP.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 20 Jun 2023, 18:33, archived)

That's a good point.
Speaking of which, how did I only hear this for the first time a few weeks ago?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmxFwHwnHzc&ab_channel=DejaNostalgia

fucking great stuff
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 20 Jun 2023, 15:22, archived)

Obscure-ish side projects often do turn out to be really good
Keep meaning to listen to more Delerium
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 15:32, archived)

No Name, No Slogan by Acid Horse is one of my all-time favourite tunes by any artist in any genre.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 20 Jun 2023, 15:37, archived)

Yesss

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 15:51, archived)

I wonder how they got thought of to create the Robocop club music

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 15:55, archived)

It was a genius choice.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 20 Jun 2023, 16:05, archived)

Wtf are you nutter banging on about? I'm going to bed with my wordserch

( mongychops, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 20:55, archived)

This is serium?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 0:04, archived)

just the one knobfart, please

( $$ ✅, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 16:23, archived)

Go on, have another one, you deserve it.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 20 Jun 2023, 16:24, archived)

I don't want any of that Roman rubbish. Why don't you sell proper food?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 23:54, archived)