Hullo m8
Mrs arrived back from Aus this morning, bearing a litre of Hennessy VSOP. She apologised for it not being the XO. As she should, bloody cheek of it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 9:28, archived)

I hope you gave her the appropriate treatment
By which I mean a 3 course meal and a massage
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 9:37, archived)

Oh shit, no I didn't

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 10:12, archived)

Is the 'XO' what your face looked like when you saw the VSOP?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 Jun 2023, 9:48, archived)

heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 10:12, archived)

Yeah, well
Could have been Three Barrels plastic bottle screw top cooking liquor so shut up.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 10:17, archived)

no u

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 13:16, archived)