Fuck off cunt I have better things to do.
I have to go and get a haircut for my trip to Lancaster tomorrow.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 13:39, archived)

Is it some kind of regional requirement then?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 13:40, archived)

It's a requirement of HMP

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 13:45, archived)

It's funny because this sentence is one letter away from a phrase that's used all the time at work.
Consequently, I can only read that as Hood Manufacturing Practice.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 14:27, archived)

Pill boxing in the nood?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 14:30, archived)

'poxing'

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 14:33, archived)

I hope you fall in the Lune

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 13:53, archived)

Lune is aninstitution solelydedicated tothe creationof croissants. Welcome to Lune

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 14:02, archived)

mofaha dekion
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 14:14, archived)

lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 14:28, archived)

You mean the latest masterpiece of fantasy storytelling from Lucasfilm's™ Brian Moriarty™?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 14:27, archived)

Lucasfilm's™ Brian Moriarty™ Dr Skagra
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 15:02, archived)

He's on fucking fire
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 15:11, archived)

Another casualty of the joke mine

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 15:13, archived)