my late boss's kid did PR for them so I got a pair for nowt
Very useful for storing rolls of wrapping paper
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 10:38, archived)

Umbrella stand

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 14:46, archived)

Emergency drink receptacle / spare 'tankard'

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 14:48, archived)

With a few little tweaks, a really big bong

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 16:22, archived)