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Hi de Hi comrades
Watched a fair bit of Glastonbury, very little was even ok
Rick Astley and the Blossoms covering The Smiths? Ffs
I am looking forward to Cat Steven's tbh
What are you looking forward to in general?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 6:56, archived)
It's fucking awful. The bbc should not be funded by anyone. Glastonbury should be bombed , its a middle aged middle class wankfest

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 7:00, archived)
Yeah well reviewed
Don't forget your designer wellies!
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 7:17, archived)
Fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 7:20, archived)
Bollocks

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 7:32, archived)
Hunters have gone bust. Lol , fucking posh wellies, cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 8:14, archived)
Had to Google them
Posh wellies eh?
There's probably a niche market for posh Hi-vis and steelies too
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 8:52, archived)
Balenciaga has got you covered
www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/balenciaga-roasted-for-5800-high-vis-tradie-jacket/A2TGQ2GFVXUSUSOKPYAGVMMORQ/
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 10:15, archived)
my late boss's kid did PR for them so I got a pair for nowt
Very useful for storing rolls of wrapping paper
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 10:38, archived)
Umbrella stand

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 14:46, archived)
Emergency drink receptacle / spare 'tankard'

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 14:48, archived)
With a few little tweaks, a really big bong

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 16:22, archived)
Pretty much

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 7:26, archived)
Christine and the Queens were pretty good, I thought

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 25 Jun 2023, 7:27, archived)
Never saw
Lol queens
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 7:33, archived)
Pile of shit

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 8:01, archived)
b3ta, you mean

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 25 Jun 2023, 8:13, archived)
Loyle Carner is well shit

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 25 Jun 2023, 8:24, archived)
Just needs Robbie Williams to run out and fire out some of his bangers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 8:34, archived)
More Dexys please

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 8:53, archived)
Has he gone into festival catering then?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 11:41, archived)
Genuine lol here

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 12:06, archived)
Fucking hell, you're not wrong, last time I saw him on tv he announced himself as a "singer, songwriter, and born entertainer" but he didn't set himself on fire so that last bit was a lie

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 11:54, archived)
I'm looking forward to July 9th
Special day out with the twins, then stopping off at my friend's place on the way home to pick up my kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 8:53, archived)
Awww
New puddy tat?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 8:55, archived)
Yep
He's pure white and very fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 9:53, archived)
Alright Blofeld

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 10:17, archived)
No, Mr. Wonder, I expect you to die

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 10:46, archived)
Why has no one made a pussy joke, this is ridiculous

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 11:55, archived)
It's Sunday
God would not approve
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 12:13, archived)
I had a feline etc

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 16:24, archived)
Your crushing of the decadent imperialist West

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 9:49, archived)
Just gotta sort that Wagner fucker out

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 9:55, archived)
He's been at rest for 140 years, can't you leave him alone

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 10:25, archived)

According to the music reviewer for the Independent Guns n Rose's were terrible, Axl Rose sings like a cockerel and they didn't like their toxic masculinity.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 10:35, archived)
Just as good as they always were then.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 14:57, archived)
fuck that bollocks, this is what you want from a festival
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKI_KYG3vOo&t=2199s&ab_channel=RichMonty1
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 10:36, archived)
Brainstorm
One of my favourite tracks of all time
One of the best songs about acid ever
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 10:45, archived)
they're playing the Albert Hall the weekend of my 50th
get in
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 10:56, archived)
Massive drugs time?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 11:10, archived)
I reckon so

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 11:41, archived)
Not even in my top ten

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 13:00, archived)