My cat thoughtfully deposited a shrew next to the patio table
By the chair where I like to sit whilst I smoke. I thanked him and disposed of it. I expect he thinks I ate it.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 10:55, archived)

You ate a patio table?
comedy misunderstanding lol!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 11:22, archived)

He didn't.
Unfunny reply.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 12:38, archived)

He did eat the shrew though.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 14:01, archived)