morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jun 2023, 6:28, archived)

Sympathy morning

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 7:14, archived)

It is yeah
⁵⁵⁵⁵
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 7:14, archived)

Happy birthday Ahn So-hee! 🎉🎉🥳
I know you check b3ta daily!
( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 7:24, archived)

Queens of the stone age were pretty good at glastonbury I reckon
In good spirits, on form, good lineup.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jun 2023, 7:36, archived)

I saw them last tour in a soulless arena, Homme was drunk and the set was poor
If those two things weren't factors Glastonbury was probably a triumph.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 7:41, archived)

Really good form, loads of energy.
Bit heavy on the post-Lullabies stuff though.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jun 2023, 8:00, archived)

At least the Ronson-produced stuff sounded much better live

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 8:14, archived)

Can we just pretend that Villains never happened please?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jun 2023, 8:22, archived)

Yes.
Yes we can.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 8:29, archived)

Phew!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jun 2023, 8:35, archived)

Ten years between albums though, get on with it Josh you lazy cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 9:10, archived)

They have a new one out

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jun 2023, 9:35, archived)

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 10:42, archived)

ARSEHOLE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 7:36, archived)

morning.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jun 2023, 7:39, archived)

By Steve Hackett.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 9:48, archived)

My cats killed a sparrow yesterday despite my best efforts.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 9:50, archived)

I'm pretty sure I could kill a sparrow
How hard were you trying?
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 10:06, archived)

I was trying to save it but all my cats wanted to do was use it as a football.

Rest in peace Japtain Cack.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 10:30, archived)

*BRB KLAXON*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 27 Jun 2023, 10:31, archived)

Why does this innocent spoonerism get a klaxon
but the constant references to stuffing billy down 'jappers' doesn't?

Sort it out, toxic cunts.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 14:04, archived)

My cat thoughtfully deposited a shrew next to the patio table
By the chair where I like to sit whilst I smoke. I thanked him and disposed of it. I expect he thinks I ate it.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 10:55, archived)

You ate a patio table?
comedy misunderstanding lol!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 11:22, archived)

He didn't.
Unfunny reply.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 12:38, archived)

He did eat the shrew though.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 27 Jun 2023, 14:01, archived)