morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jun 2023, 7:54, archived)

WANKSMELL
morning, I mean
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 8:03, archived)

Looks like rain later FUCK THIS

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jun 2023, 8:37, archived)

£11,000 for one third of an extra nurse.
£6.2BN for increased roll out of strategic Care Navigation software, enabling GP receptionists to more quickly and efficiently direct every caller to fuck off and bother the pharmacy instead.

£15.1BN for increased use of Artificial Intelligence in diagnosing and prescribing. "The Opposition would have you believe that most of the time AI merely spews out convincing-sounding yet dangerous bullshit, but I say to you if that were the case, I would use it to replace most of my government, haha! But joking aside, I've laid out five pledges."

£0.0000000005BN for ham.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 8:47, archived)

Rob must be seething

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 8:55, archived)

I appreciate that you got the number of zeroes correct in that figure for the ham.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 30 Jun 2023, 10:14, archived)

Thanks, I hope everyone will agree it was time well spent

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 10:17, archived)