I reckon there's some Alligator Shitfuck going on here
news.sky.com/story/mexico-mayor-marries-alligator-like-reptile-who-he-calls-princess-girl-12913277
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 16:24, archived)

one product that comes out of oaxaca is hallucinogenic honey
which might go some way to explaining what the fuck they're doing over there
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 16:31, archived)

"The mayor married a similar reptile this time last year." Men, they're all the same.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 16:32, archived)

honeymooned in the cayman islands

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 16:49, archived)

Vg *cricket applause*

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 16:50, archived)

wait until his current wife sees who his luggage is made from, honeymoon over

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 18:30, archived)