I suppose if all else fails, just go through the book with a pen and replace words like “sword” and “wound” with “bopper” and “ouchie.”
Eye Of Sauron = naughty winky
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:54, archived)

Dwarf - fun size.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:59, archived)

and my tickle stick

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:02, archived)

The gates of colour of Mordor.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:09, archived)

in which case mines of moria must be diddyland

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:26, archived)

It's called puffdaddyland in my edition

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:30, archived)