PUSHING THAT PRICK DOWN THE BOARD

(sticklebricks, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 10:32, archived)

alright GFB

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 10:47, archived)

Not wearing pants today
being extra careful with the farts.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 12:15, archived)

+ie -farts +boss

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 15:07, archived)

Classic internet here, love it, nice one

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 13:46, archived)

how do you come up with this stuff?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 14:53, archived)

"[Toyota] believes it could make a solid-state battery with a range of 745 miles that charges in 10 minutes"
Then at the end of the 'article', "Last month, the Advertising Standards Authority banned adverts by Toyota and Hyundai for exaggerating the speed at which electric cars could be charged and misleading consumers about the availability of rapid charging points across the UK and Ireland."

Maybe lead with that, then say, "They now claim..." Otherwise it's just a reworded press release with a disclaimer at the end.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 15:02, archived)

"Tesla believes their cars could be self-flying by 2025"
"Elon Musk is a known liar, exaggerator, and market manipulator"
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 15:04, archived)

"And general bellend."

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Jul 2023, 21:14, archived)

Typical, a self-appointed general

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 0:18, archived)