It's always bumlords, never bumladies

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 15:10, archived)

Ladies do not do bumsex
Only the gays and trans people
Ladies are too fragrant for bum related stuff
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 15:14, archived)

My current fragrance is Ted Baker and garlic

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 15:22, archived)

Classy!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 16:06, archived)

aker undy
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 16:10, archived)

^has never talked a lady into letting him do her up the bum-bum

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Jul 2023, 20:13, archived)

Your mum wanted 50p
I spent it on cheap pig products
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 21:17, archived)

p p p pork marketsss?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 1:01, archived)