Pushing that bumlord down the board

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 14:42, archived)

The Eagle is more inclusive these days

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 14:45, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 14:57, archived)

Shave 'em or you're not getting in.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 18:38, archived)

There is potentially a small advantage or a large advantage to being an early adopter of Threads - you certainly will have less people in the Threads ecosystem, so maybe you can get more followers quicker or something like that.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 22:22, archived)

Fewer
voat.co/v/B3ta/
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 22:27, archived)

Elon Musk takes aim at Meta's new Threads app, saying 'thank goodness they're so sanely run,' like fuck yeah sick burn bro, also what's it like being one of the richest people in human history, good is it?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 1:00, archived)

YEAH?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 14:50, archived)

Yeah let's do that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 14:58, archived)

Cool. Meet at Spanishfly’s Runcorn bedsit in 1 hour

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 15:01, archived)

NO PANTS!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 15:38, archived)

I don't even own pants

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 16:05, archived)

No, the correct response is, "I don't even own no pants"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 18:39, archived)

🧊🥩@🇪🇸🪰🏃🏼‍♂️🌽🛏️🪑🔂🕒

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 18:39, archived)

Lord of the Bums
Working title that Tolkien discarded
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 14:53, archived)

Along with his pants

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 14:58, archived)

tbf Lord of the Rings has it pretty much covered

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 15:20, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8376522
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 15:58, archived)

By pants?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 16:06, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8376529
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 16:10, archived)

And my axe.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 18:51, archived)

However, most businessmen are engaged in mining.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 18:53, archived)

It's always bumlords, never bumladies

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 15:10, archived)

Ladies do not do bumsex
Only the gays and trans people
Ladies are too fragrant for bum related stuff
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 15:14, archived)

My current fragrance is Ted Baker and garlic

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 15:22, archived)

Classy!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 16:06, archived)

aker undy
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 16:10, archived)

^has never talked a lady into letting him do her up the bum-bum

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Jul 2023, 20:13, archived)

Your mum wanted 50p
I spent it on cheap pig products
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 21:17, archived)

p p p pork marketsss?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 1:01, archived)

Lifetime ISAs are shit and pointless, don't bother.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 Jul 2023, 16:32, archived)

time ISAs are is
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 17:07, archived)

don'
bo ur
h le pow
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 17:29, archived)

I scored 2/7: Ron Out Of Sparks
Seriously I didn't realize you'd kept the "t" from "don't" and I struggled to make some sense of botle
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 18:46, archived)

It's botle isn't it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 3:03, archived)

Doctorin' the Turdis

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Jul 2023, 18:27, archived)

Turd
Lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 18:33, archived)

Bumlords and bumburgers what a day.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 20:57, archived)