Mouse plague!
two days ago we noticed lots of mice outside scurrying around in the daytime. Which we've not seen before. Put a trap at the side of the garden - we've caught six of the little fucker already.

End of days. End of days I tell you. Soon it'll be raining blood and locusts and shit.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 10:05, archived)

Another one. That's seven now.
What the hell is going on out there?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 10:07, archived)

That's seven now.
What the hell is going on out there?

garold DJ Khaled
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 10:10, archived)

Massive amounts of mouse sex

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 10:23, archived)

I’d say get a cat but I’ve had more mice in the house than when I didn’t have one

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 10:09, archived)

Your cat is a mouse farmer

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 12:20, archived)

Get a pet owl, problem SOLVED.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Jul 2023, 10:13, archived)

Just moves the issue into pellets everywhere

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 10:58, archived)

bio-degradable

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 11:12, archived)

Mice are biodegradable too
Once they stop running.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 14:19, archived)

Stevey Dan

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 11:13, archived)

Stevenescence

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 11:13, archived)

Beefs, Steevs and Queefs

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 11:15, archived)

stevening

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Jul 2023, 11:21, archived)

Have you tried shitting on their tits?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 11:28, archived)

Thread at the controls

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Jul 2023, 11:31, archived)