He fainted every time he got a bone-on because it took up so much of his blood
100% true, someone told me that at school
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:02, archived)

and he always fell forwards onto it due to being front-heavy, causing horrible pænüs injuries

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:13, archived)

100% that

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 18:01, archived)