friday woo, friday teh quo, friday fucklift, friday that man with the funny face bumming a bison
hi gunt's how's it gunting? day off today, had a few sunny drinks, going to grill up some chicken in a bit. Working Greenwich indoor market all weekend, it's great down there. I'm opposite a record seller so I fear I'll end up spending more than I earn but hey ho. Up to owt?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:22, archived)

might felch a friesian

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:24, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiciScGdTvs
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:28, archived)

I was listening to this earlier in a rare foray into my 12"s
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIUnpI6LBSo&ab_channel=DjDavidC.

what a fucking tune eh
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:39, archived)

they used to perform in black KKK style hoods

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:40, archived)

#ThatsInterestingQueef

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:42, archived)

They're rustified, and they're ancient

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:48, archived)

oh I thought you said KLF

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:49, archived)

no u never
dunt lie m8
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:52, archived)

m8 have a look at your typing, it's not exactly clear is it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:52, archived)

maybe I've selected a tricky font

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:00, archived)

IBYH YDOB

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:12, archived)

12" lol
King Dong
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:53, archived)

mor like king KONG amirite?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:54, archived)

Donkey Kong you bonkers you

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:00, archived)

He fainted every time he got a bone-on because it took up so much of his blood
100% true, someone told me that at school
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:02, archived)

and he always fell forwards onto it due to being front-heavy, causing horrible pænüs injuries

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:13, archived)

100% that

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 18:01, archived)

Might plow a plover, maybe rim a robin, might fist a finch.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:30, archived)

Due to immense peer pressure, I will commit to possibly bagpiping a bullfrog

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:38, archived)

if you can't beat 'em, join 'em m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:39, archived)

Make a bullfrog centipede, is what you're saying?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:13, archived)

that is exactly what I am saying

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:23, archived)

McCartney is such a deviant

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:34, archived)

We all rim together

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:45, archived)

Bum, bum bum

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:47, archived)

Fridge shopping tomorrow
Special day out Sunday
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:53, archived)

special day out you say?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:23, archived)

Yep
It's our 12th time and, as the boys are 15 tomorrow, it may be our last
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:28, archived)

Enjoy it m8
My kid's 15 next week too. 13 months since we last spoke. No idea what I'm supposed to have even done. Fucking heartbreaking
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:33, archived)

Probably bitch mother at work

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:58, archived)

100% guaranteed

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:03, archived)

day out of the fridge?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:53, archived)

Day off for Fridgl

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:01, archived)

slicking a stoat

( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:26, archived)

Very wise

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:33, archived)

I'm murdering mice
(I think it'll be quite erotic)
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:39, archived)

how many are you up to now

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:41, archived)

you 🔄 up -to

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:52, archived)

We had a mouse problem at the pub the building is well old with a massive cellar
Tried everything called in the pros eventually
They make good omelettes allegedly
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:57, archived)

the building my mrs
cellar fanny
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:04, archived)

Fanny lol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 18:03, archived)

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few rodents

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:15, archived)

High queef, might have a go at frenching a fruit bat, see how that pans out

( broadsword, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 18:11, archived)