This whole bbc presenter thing is just another way to distract us from some ghastly dystopian policy change that'll see us all cycling around tiny 3 minute cities, eating insect protein, sucking off George Soros and saluting a colourful homosexual flag every morning. Also it's definitely Gary Lineker.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 1:45, archived)

My money's on Vordermann

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 7:58, archived)

Does David Walliams count as a presenter?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 13:12, archived)

-as a presenter

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jul 2023, 0:16, archived)

/links is that way --->

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 8:01, archived)

My money is on
John Craven
( FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 11:07, archived)

I reckon it's John Noakes.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 9 Jul 2023, 11:37, archived)

I reckon John Peel
Oh he's dead and was nonceouted after he karked it
That one with the silly haircut then?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 11:57, archived)

Queef Richard's?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 9 Jul 2023, 11:59, archived)

No thanks

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 12:08, archived)

Abuseround

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 12:06, archived)

Pretty much sums up
70's and 80's kids TV
( FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 12:29, archived)

alright flanflinger, flung any flans recently?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 9 Jul 2023, 12:39, archived)

Nope
I just cream pie Sally James these days
( FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 13:13, archived)

By 'these days" do you mean 'in the 1970s'?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 9 Jul 2023, 13:24, archived)

Nope
My cream is still quite fresh
( FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 13:45, archived)

My mate Sally James once

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 21:15, archived)

Where does John Craven keep his solicited indecent images of children?
In his cuntyfile!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 9 Jul 2023, 15:04, archived)

PISSWANK

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 9 Jul 2023, 12:36, archived)