that's such a great question i've chosen to answer it even though you're late to the party!
it's quite simple really, i live in an area already at risk of flooding and so many people crying at once would put way too many lives at risk. i just couldn't live with that. hahaha. also life is dreamy.

what about you?
( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:20, archived)

I couldn't deprive my internet forum friends my witty comments and hilarious japery.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:23, archived)

just spazzed through your jokes
i liked this one: "Some dude keeps calling me up and singing 'Stand and Deliver' at me.
I tell him he's got the wrong number but he's adamant."

also Gladiator was gud.

did you also do the croonervirus one?
( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:32, archived)

IT WAS THE BURNS UNIT!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:33, archived)

that one also.
well done. also the oxo one
( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:34, archived)

I stole all of those jokes, ngl

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:59, archived)

posession nine tenths of the law

( MiseryCunt, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:03, archived)