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i got beers in the fridge
a crack rock down my japper and i'm donating 10 minutes of my time to entertain you.

first question from the audience please. yes, you at the back?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 17:58, archived)
Are you moohalla or whatever shit name that was , before fat poof ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:04, archived)
possibly.
right time's up thanks for all your questions!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:08, archived)
Nah, mooey was alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:41, archived)
I didn't claim otherwise, I said the name was shit , back the fuck up tea

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:49, archived)
are you on your second or third pint?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:51, archived)
Loads of acid

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:57, archived)
ahh. i rode my motorbike on acid with my friend who was also on acid riding pillion backwards when i was but a nippling
got pulled over and the cunt is pulling faces behind the 5-0 trying to make me lose it.

held it together like a champ.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:01, archived)
The trip blotters are just the same as they were in 60s, I'm enjoying

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:05, archived)
it's everything synthetic high tainted these days?
had some mandy a while back that was supposed to be well good but wasn't impressed. i took a capsule at the rocket in holloway road way back when and i was off it for bloody ages. this stuff wasn't like that. i dunno. probably just getting old. grumble grumble.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:13, archived)
Dunno, I'm getting mine darknet so they are a shop, bad reviews they lose customers, most seem to not want that .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:21, archived)
yeah. tis the way forward

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:28, archived)
I recall that establishment well

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:42, archived)
Club Alien
the barman was selling mandy capsules. you bought a box of matches for a tenner and therein...

fucking hell that was good stuff.

brixton fridge was a regular haunt too, return to the source, escape from samsara, science fiction. happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:50, archived)
No, I'm saying that's why I doubt that MiseryCunt is mooey.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:54, archived)
you wot

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:56, archived)
Leave it moo, he ain't worth it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:57, archived)
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:13, archived)
that's such a great question i've chosen to answer it even though you're late to the party!
it's quite simple really, i live in an area already at risk of flooding and so many people crying at once would put way too many lives at risk. i just couldn't live with that. hahaha. also life is dreamy.

what about you?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:20, archived)
I couldn't deprive my internet forum friends my witty comments and hilarious japery.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:23, archived)
just spazzed through your jokes
i liked this one: "Some dude keeps calling me up and singing 'Stand and Deliver' at me.
I tell him he's got the wrong number but he's adamant."

also Gladiator was gud.

did you also do the croonervirus one?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:32, archived)
IT WAS THE BURNS UNIT!!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:33, archived)
that one also.
well done. also the oxo one
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:34, archived)
I stole all of those jokes, ngl

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:59, archived)
posession nine tenths of the law

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:03, archived)
evening or eveninh?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:31, archived)
eveninj

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:34, archived)
Rip ssg, and his son the doves, always in r harts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:37, archived)
i'm sure he's playing rape rape revolution in heaven

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 18:38, archived)
I had to explain here and 4chan to some 20 year olds the other day, they struggle to believe we used the internet

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:03, archived)
it was a nicer place back then. no crime. you could leave your modem ports open all night.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:07, archived)
56k dial up on freeserve, great days

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:11, archived)
"freeserve is not an 'always on' service."
so please stop using so much internet you prick.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:14, archived)
how else will i finish dl'ing this album at 1.8kbps?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:16, archived)
Then it was trololol anyway

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:19, archived)
i wonder if soulseek still exists
not even to actually check, but i wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:20, archived)
I think piratebay wiped most other p2p out

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:26, archived)
i concur

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jul 2023, 19:30, archived)