Fuck Tha Po Lyps

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Jul 2023, 14:36, archived)

What's spanishfly's favourite style of Caribbean music?

Polypso
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Jul 2023, 14:43, archived)

As a committed Bokononist this offends me
"Verse 1: All of the true things that I am about to tell you are shameless lies.".
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"She fired me. I shall never forget her. She believed that God liked people in sailboats much better than He liked people in motorboats."
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jul 2023, 14:50, archived)

OK then, what's spanishfly's favourite part of the red teletubby's body?

Po lips

Yes I know they don't have lips, and I realise it's almost identical to your punchline up there
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Jul 2023, 15:46, archived)

Yes but... what is 10% cocaine in solution legitimately used for?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jul 2023, 15:48, archived)

"It is used as a surface anaesthetic but, because of systemic adverse effects and its abuse potential, its use is now almost entirely restricted to surgery of the ear, nose, and throat." - Martindale

Most of that batch we made last year went out of date, we only sold about 30 of them. I suspect we won't be making it again, there are plenty of licensed alternatives available that don't have the same problems with potential for abuse.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Jul 2023, 15:59, archived)

Yeah, that last point is why I asked, there are so many alternatives. I was wondering if there were some unique qualities to coke that overrode concerns about its abuse.
I'm guessing it's really just a relic?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jul 2023, 16:08, archived)

In a nutshell, yes.
The unit I work in makes unlicensed medicines, which includes things that no big pharmaceutical manufacturer can be bothered to make anymore because it wouldn't be profitable for them. These days, it's difficult to imagine a scenario in which cocaine would be more clinically appropriate than any of the alternatives.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Jul 2023, 16:14, archived)

Sorry, I meant to say Mate I will slap ya nan and jizz on ya dog. Pipe down.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Jul 2023, 16:26, archived)

You stupid fucking cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 13 Jul 2023, 16:31, archived)

Christ, I'm reading all that shit you type

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jul 2023, 16:55, archived)

It's always a bit unsettling when an actual conversation breaks out on here, innit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Jul 2023, 18:08, archived)