Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your pænüs move.
(, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 15:38, archived)
Good day, gentlemen. This is a prerecorded briefing made prior to your departure and which for security reasons of the highest importance has been known on board during the mission only by your H-A-L 9000 computer. Now that you are in Jupiter's space and the entire crew is revived it can be told to you. Eighteen months ago the first evidence of intelligent life off the Earth was discovered. It was buried 40 feet below the lunar surface near the crater Tycho. Except for a single very powerful radio emission aimed at Jupiter the four-million year old black pænüs has remained completely inert. Its origin and purpose are still a total mystery.
(, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 16:30, archived)