i have one job to do today and it’''''''''''''s a piece of piss
Hahahhahahhahaha
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 11:05, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8377924
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Jul 2023, 11:13, archived)

Not clicking that sos
Could be a cock pic
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 13:13, archived)

And if it isn't the disappointment could kill you?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 13:34, archived)

I clicked it and can confirm the presence of a massive pænus

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 13:54, archived)

I can't believe I trusted you :( I WANT THE MASSIVE PÆNÜS I WAS PROMISED

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 14:17, archived)

scroll down, you're spoiled for choice

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 14:26, archived)

oh my god, it's full of pænüs

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 14:55, archived)

Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your pænüs move.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 15:38, archived)

Good day, gentlemen. This is a prerecorded briefing made prior to your departure and which for security reasons of the highest importance has been known on board during the mission only by your H-A-L 9000 computer. Now that you are in Jupiter's space and the entire crew is revived it can be told to you. Eighteen months ago the first evidence of intelligent life off the Earth was discovered. It was buried 40 feet below the lunar surface near the crater Tycho. Except for a single very powerful radio emission aimed at Jupiter the four-million year old black pænüs has remained completely inert. Its origin and purpose are still a total mystery.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 16:30, archived)

H-A-L BBC OMG

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 17:07, archived)

I have to clean up cat vomit today
As the little fucker doesn't know when to stop eating
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 11:35, archived)

Awwww sweet

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 13:13, archived)

deep man

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 11:44, archived)

+throat

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 13:14, archived)

Will you be too busy to post on here?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 12:02, archived)

Bit rude

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 13:14, archived)

yes is the answer

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 17:42, archived)

Which piece?
Prithee tell young M Cunt
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 13:12, archived)

ring

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 13:17, archived)

So an animal has a mouth but insects have "mouth parts", I'm not really complaining but it's strange right?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 13:23, archived)

Cliff Richard has a Living Doll, Courtney Love has Doll Parts, really makes you think

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 13:28, archived)

-Doll +Boy +in his cellar

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 14:18, archived)

What if Courtney Love and Courtney Cox swapped careers? Click the "render" button and show us the results!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 14:23, archived)

Either way Kurt Cobain still dies

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 15:25, archived)

From Kurt's perspective, Courtney Cox is looking like a slow lingering crawl to the grave punctuated by a shitty laugh track
Kurt chose correctly is what I'm saying.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 15:31, archived)

d'accord

( $$ ✅, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 13:39, archived)

Hon+

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 14:58, archived)