See this is the outcome when you give 2 year olds iPhones(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 12:53,
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Kids these days, with their TikTok and their pronouns (
Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 12:56,
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Armando Iannucci did a 2001 sketchwhere children ring up a helpline for suggestions on how to play with their toys
Predating all the modern distractions
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 12:58,
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I'd like to hear some music now. Preferably the Bucharest Symphony Orchestra in chorus, performing Legatti's Requiem, which should be played on a cassette machine with flat batteries. Start the tape now please.
Thanks. Legatti's incorporation of poly-rhythms contrives to produce one of the most difficult and crystalline pieces of music ever written. No piece of music ever summed up death better. No human being ever experienced anything so close to death whilst still being alive. Edward Heath attended the British premier, and asked the conductor whether he had the right music in front of him. That was before inflation. And the three day week. And candles.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 13:11,
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He could never have forseen a toddler using their mum's credit card to experience a Frozen Olaf avatar doing a victory twerk after ripping out someone's spleen in Mortal Kombat XXXVII(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 13:06,
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It's fantastic! It's made from rare minerals mined by children!(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 16:43,
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