Aftergroom
I need a pic of Susie Dent in a swimsuit for research purposes
My institution will pay £35,000
Can anyone help please?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 12:19, archived)

I googled her and she looks quite bony
Are you sure you have the correct requirements?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 12:21, archived)

Yes
Yes I am
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 12:57, archived)

don't you open that trap door
Cos there's Susie down there
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 13:43, archived)

Hi
One of my private school chums has been on Countdown and met Dent in the flesh.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 12:24, archived)

Cor
Flesh lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 12:58, archived)

een on Countdown and met Dent in the flesh ummed me senseless
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 13:02, archived)

Goverly insensitive Cheers!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 13:04, archived)

Can’t you just use your imagination?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 12:49, archived)

See this is the outcome when you give 2 year olds iPhones

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 12:53, archived)

Kids these days, with their TikTok and their pronouns

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 12:56, archived)

Armando Iannucci did a 2001 sketch
where children ring up a helpline for suggestions on how to play with their toys

Predating all the modern distractions
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 12:58, archived)

I remember when this place was all fields

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 13:00, archived)

I'd like to hear some music now. Preferably the Bucharest Symphony Orchestra in chorus, performing Legatti's Requiem, which should be played on a cassette machine with flat batteries. Start the tape now please.

Thanks. Legatti's incorporation of poly-rhythms contrives to produce one of the most difficult and crystalline pieces of music ever written. No piece of music ever summed up death better. No human being ever experienced anything so close to death whilst still being alive. Edward Heath attended the British premier, and asked the conductor whether he had the right music in front of him. That was before inflation. And the three day week. And candles.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 13:11, archived)

He could never have forseen a toddler using their mum's credit card to experience a Frozen Olaf avatar doing a victory twerk after ripping out someone's spleen in Mortal Kombat XXXVII

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 13:06, archived)

I remember that episode of Tomorrow’s World

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 13:09, archived)

I have a Barbie Ipad

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 13:02, archived)

It's fantastic! It's made from rare minerals mined by children!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 16:43, archived)

I will let their Body Talk

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 13:01, archived)

Pity you didn't need one of Carol Vorderman
For £35K, she'd send you a pic herself
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 13:23, archived)

Happy to oblige
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/91846/1689860246/SuzyDentinaSwimsuit.jpg
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 14:38, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8378284
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 14:58, archived)

Where's my money?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 16:06, archived)