With that sort of money I could almost afford to buy a one pound chew(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 22:38,
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Or a pair of earrings from Ratners(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 22:57,
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That's the guy who got in trouble for saying he'd rather eat a 99p chew than his company's earrings(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 0:16,
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