6/10 Not bad!
www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66284513
Please do not mention gnomes in this thread ok
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 15:28, archived)

Nomentions allowed?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 15:35, archived)

5/10, Noam Chomsky

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 15:38, archived)

7/10 nom de plume

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 15:40, archived)

8/10

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 15:42, archived)

can you not read?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 15:47, archived)

+you fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:02, archived)

Just pretend I gave you a gnomic response

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:10, archived)

I can hear a kid having a complete howling meltdown in one of the nearby buildings, it's disturbing
dgnomestic dispute lol
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 15:52, archived)

Is he ranting about Van Allen belts?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:50, archived)

🪞

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 19:41, archived)

Whoah man that's really deep.
I guess it also applies to your ableist comments about 'mongs,' but being such a 5 dimensional thinker you don't need me to tell you that.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 20:11, archived)

Jesus christ mofaha get your shit together only 5 dimensions
I feel bad for you man
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 20:38, archived)

My ableism limits me :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 20:50, archived)

It's good to know your limits.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 16:09, archived)

🪞

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 17:12, archived)

Your score: 7 / 10 Not bad!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:08, archived)

Thought I'd have a more ignomenious result tbh

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:09, archived)

1/15 garold with a hardon

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:09, archived)

AHA!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:10, archived)

eh?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:11, archived)

Fishing rod

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:14, archived)

Why the hat?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:18, archived)

strikey t

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:22, archived)

Emu's revenge

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:28, archived)

There’s somebody at the (back) door

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:30, archived)

Yay Santa

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 17:21, archived)

50.000% gnome with a semi.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:52, archived)

10/10 gnomeplete lies

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:53, archived)

Fucking didn’t even know Mitnick died.
Hero.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 17:25, archived)

Cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 18:13, archived)

Fuck off

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 19:17, archived)

Wanky wanky wanky wank wank

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 20:14, archived)

Truly the glove thief of our hearts, whatever he/she/it was.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 18:17, archived)

A fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 18:35, archived)

You've got to gnome when to hold 'em
Gnome when to fold 'em
( $$ ✅, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 19:32, archived)

Gnome talkin' about

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 19:44, archived)

Ain't gnome ountain high enough

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 20:14, archived)

Valley deep, mountgnome high

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 20:47, archived)

SITE NEWS: FESSHOLE BOOK OFFER - Fesshole book on Kindle is 99p - absolutely sod all - get it now before the end of July when the price goes back up.
Gnome
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 21:32, archived)

Or, I could get 99 penny chews instead
if they still existed
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 22:29, archived)

With that sort of money I could almost afford to buy a one pound chew

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 22:38, archived)

Or a pair of earrings from Ratners

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 22:57, archived)

That's the guy who got in trouble for saying he'd rather eat a 99p chew than his company's earrings

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 0:16, archived)

Hey chewed, don't be afraid

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 0:14, archived)