Is "ol' whammy" supposed to mean brainwashing or something?
I mean it kind of looks like the turtles turned up too late to stop the mutation plan
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:25, archived)

We deserve answers to these important questions.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:28, archived)

Of course the answer is, "Let's just write any old shit in the bio, only small children will bother to look at it".

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:41, archived)

I could ask varnerstudios on instagram, and they would probably answer
but the answer will be "look, we only did the sculpts, any kind of backstory is up to the publisher"
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:46, archived)