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I have a cold
that was delivered to me by the Flat Earther. It's probably covid, because of course it would be.

Describe the most dangerously ignorant member of your extended family.

Alt: Elephant bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 16:37, archived)
Richard I of England

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 17:09, archived)
,
Lionheart
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 17:22, archived)
woah
TMNT was written by jew haters
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 17:26, archived)
I think this was one of those characters where Playmates thought up a toy
and then the cartoon makers tried to shoehorn him into the show

Dunno, it was late in the run and I'd stopped paying attention
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 17:47, archived)

King Lionheart is on the prowl and taking no prisoners. This royal robed roughcat is the result of Shredder's dirty work. Formerly a Shakespearean actor, Shredder tried turning this cat into "king of the mutants." But the Turtle dudes busted loose this beast before Shredder could give him the ol' whammy. Forever grateful, this King Arthur of the city sewers has joined the Turtles' crusade to wipe out the Foot Clan. He's the master of the slap 'em silly sceptre - and no defense can stop the penetrating power of his extra-cool Excalibur. So join allegiance with King Lionheart - ruler of righteousness and pizza-lovin' lion.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:02, archived)
I never knew Shredder was formerly a Shakespearean actor.
Or was the cat a Shakespearean actor? Was the actor a human and Shredder fused him with a cat?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:04, archived)
Is "ol' whammy" supposed to mean brainwashing or something?
I mean it kind of looks like the turtles turned up too late to stop the mutation plan
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:25, archived)
We deserve answers to these important questions.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:28, archived)
Of course the answer is, "Let's just write any old shit in the bio, only small children will bother to look at it".

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:41, archived)
I could ask varnerstudios on instagram, and they would probably answer
but the answer will be "look, we only did the sculpts, any kind of backstory is up to the publisher"
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:46, archived)
If he's a goodie why is he hitting Raphael over the head on the pack artwork

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:22, archived)
new for '92

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 21:37, archived)
King me!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 8:18, archived)
I watched Robin and Marian the other day, it was pretty alright.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t4mxChQ_cs

Sean Connery and Audrey Hepburn as Robin & Marian, Richard Harris as Richard I. Lots of wtf cameos and stunt casting.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 17:29, archived)
The adventures of Robin Hood
Erroll Flynn and Olivia DeHaviland, with Basil Rathbone as Guy of Gisburn and Claude Rains as Prince John. Best Robin Hood there is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:47, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 17:15, archived)
Hahahahahahaha
FUCK OFF CUNT!
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 20:15, archived)
Y u so upset

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 22:01, archived)
SHINGLES MATE

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 17:23, archived)
SCOTDC

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 17:24, archived)
scot,

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 17:26, archived)
Jesus nobody cares about your shingles, give it a rest.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 17:31, archived)
I don’t have shingles you fucking muppet

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 17:31, archived)
There you go again.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 17:33, archived)
Brb

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 17:35, archived)
Bir racist really

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 17:48, archived)
Is herpes a taxonomical race?
The definition gets a little fuzzy, especially when talking about viruses.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:11, archived)
Is that some sort of gay slang?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:13, archived)
It has something to do with botties I think

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:17, archived)
Ultimately what doesn't?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:26, archived)
I prefer Hula Hoops

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 17:47, archived)
The mental
Gives her bank card to neighbours, with her pin number, without checking how much has been taken. Thinks lemon juice cures heartburn, believes children should play in filthy and/or dangerous places to have a "fun" childhood. I could go on for hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:18, archived)
Children should definitely play in dangerous filthy places,
as that is their natural environment.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 19:45, archived)
A puddle in the middle of a busy road is not the place to play

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 20:05, archived)