UPDATE FOR MONGY'S NEPHEW
The Tottenham Ikea is now a massive club.

Bugged Out! night on October 12th, get in.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 20:49, archived)

it must be hard playing football whilst wearing those hot spurs.

sorry, unrelated.
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 21:00, archived)

wang a billy bookcase down your japper

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 21:02, archived)

+and an allen key

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 23:30, archived)

And my axe

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 23:46, archived)