hullo penii'ii, Queef Richard's is here, panic over guy's
I'm working all weekend, but that's fine by me. u?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 11:09, archived)

might wang chung a walrus

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 11:27, archived)

www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/manatee-dies-at-florida-aquarium-after-high-intensity-sexual-behavior-with-brother/3079892/
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 11:30, archived)

"According to the aquarium, this was the first time such heightened mating behavior was witnessed between the two manatees." Because everyone usually looks away.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 16:38, archived)

It’s like arm wrestling, but with your feet. The battle takes place on a specially built podium, or “toedium”

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 11:30, archived)

A guy once walked in to a pharmacy I was working in
and asked if we had any painkillers, because he had "like toothache, but it's in my head" [points to forehead].
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 11:34, archived)

www.cnn.com/2019/08/01/asia/india-boy-teeth-intl-hnk-scli/index.html

"The sac was removed. You can think of it as a kind of balloon with small pieces inside.”
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 13:31, archived)

yeah, but some of those 'teeth' are 0.1mm long, he's hardly a velociraptor

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 17:16, archived)

I feel you're purposely missing the obvious point. If even one of those tiny teeth was growing inside your forehead it would cause terrible toothache.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 18:26, archived)

Might have fun tonight

( $$ ✅, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 11:48, archived)

Not with that attitude

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 13:31, archived)

I’ll wang your chung for 50p

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 11:52, archived)

50p wang
that's chung sorted
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 13:01, archived)

Going to see meg 2 tonight

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 11:59, archived)

sm+

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 12:06, archived)

seesmmeg yeah

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Aug 2023, 16:39, archived)