Morning comrades
Might invade Norfolk this morning
Or Norway I get confused over the two
What you up to today?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 7:25, archived)

Might just chill til the mand wares off
wears? wares? one of them
( broadsword, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 7:43, archived)

Wears

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 7:52, archived)

nah I think it's wares

( broadsword, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 7:54, archived)

Nah, deffo wears m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 8:33, archived)

where's?

( broadsword, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 8:46, archived)

Wares? Where?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 9:25, archived)

Be quiet
And play with traffic
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 8:28, archived)

Wires

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 8:27, archived)

wares wally

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 9:06, archived)

warez

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 9:49, archived)

i haven't slept and there's plenty of accelerants left

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 14:33, archived)

working

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 7:51, archived)

morning queefs

( broadsword, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 7:56, archived)

Yo bro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 11:56, archived)

Don't overdo it please

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 8:29, archived)

19hrs this week
Quite enough
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 11:58, archived)

Haha imagine someone made it look like you wrote wanking, that would be well lol

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 9:52, archived)

Walking lols
I lolled at wanking
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 10:11, archived)

Haha, it really would!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 11:57, archived)

morning, just back from a very wet run
might molest a muskrat for the rest of the day
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 9:51, archived)

Try wanking a walrus
Lol wanking
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 10:12, archived)

Going to the cinema again later
Film was sold out last night, so we ended up in the pub instead
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 10:29, archived)

What you off to see?
Do not go the Barbie thing Ì was dragged to watch it
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 10:46, archived)

Meg 2
The local cinema is showing the meg, barbie and oppenheimer. They said this is the busiest weekend they've had in 30 years.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 5 Aug 2023, 12:25, archived)