hi knobber's, how's it going?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 11:31, archived)

England beat Nigeria

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 11:35, archived)

I see.

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 11:42, archived)

You don't give a flying shit do you?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 11:43, archived)

I'm afraid not

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 11:55, archived)

but it is the kicking of the ball by foot done by the fairer sex!

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 12:07, archived)

-of +in
back of the nut
nut(s)meg
it's a bag of two nuts
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 16:48, archived)

Nigeria deserved to win tbh

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 11:44, archived)

Gina Yashere's mum will be gutted, she's from Nigeria.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 11:57, archived)

is she really? I'm surprised Gina's never mentioned that before, let alone based an entire career on it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 11:58, archived)

Haha, oh man, that would be comedy gold!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 14:10, archived)

I've missed out here, clearly googling her doesn't do her justice

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 14:39, archived)

If you happened to see Mock the Week in the noughties, she'd be on there saying that her mum's from NIGERIA!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 14:45, archived)

"Coming out to my Nigerian mum"
Mum, I'm gay... and you're Nigerian!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 17:00, archived)

Imma deepthroat a dolphin’s dick

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 11:48, archived)

pre-afternoon, I mean

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 11:49, archived)

might gunt up a gorilla

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 11:55, archived)

hullo m8, I mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 11:55, archived)

Deeply offensive to those who can't knob mate
It's knoblist
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 12:16, archived)

soz m8, should have of course also addressed the knobee's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 12:27, archived)

BRISKET. Do we have BRISKET in the UK or do just fucking redneck yanks eat BRISKET?
Edit- also why did my spastic cunt post go viral you bunch of cock noses
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 12:47, archived)

Fuck off you retard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 12:47, archived)

ashurbanipal up you mong

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 12:51, archived)

Ashurbanipal is chiefly remembered today for his cultural efforts.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 16:32, archived)

Still no answer regarding the habitual use of the word "mouthparts" when referring to an insect's mouth, this place is useless

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 12:53, archived)

Shut your proboscis

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 12:54, archived)

I won't, and I shan't

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 16:23, archived)

I shalln't

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 16:24, archived)

n'gonna

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 16:29, archived)

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 16:30, archived)

┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 16:51, archived)

Yes we have brisket here in the UK, but it's usually just the flat end sold as a rolled pot roast, or in the form of corned/salt beef
You can get whole 'packer' briskets from specialist butchers, but they're expensive (£70-80 or so)
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 13:00, archived)

tl;dr get fucked spastic cunt

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 13:04, archived)

Shut up you mong

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 16:51, archived)

Just got the entire carry on box set for £18
So I'm in a good mood
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 13:29, archived)

top 5?
I reckon Kyhber, Don't Lose Your Head, Camping, At Your Convenience & either Cleo or Henry, in no particular order.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 13:39, archived)

might swap out Cleo/Henry for one of the hospital ones though

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 13:41, archived)

Screaming, abroad, nurse, camping and Henry

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 13:51, archived)

solid choices

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 13:57, archived)

but enough about garold

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 14:20, archived)

Behind

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 14:24, archived)

Ooh matron!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 14:39, archived)