failed inventions no. 746931.3:
the pooper scoop
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 17:14, archived)

superseeded by the reversible plastic bag

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 17:16, archived)

What are you blithering on about, you desperate sack of failure?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 7 Aug 2023, 17:43, archived)

Just saying hi to everyone on the popular page

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 18:01, archived)

Oh do fuck off, you massive shitwipe

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 17:48, archived)

ABBA's lesser known track

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 7 Aug 2023, 17:52, archived)