Blah blah strikey-g something bout Bob Geldof's throbbing smelly cock
It's not worth the effort really.

I've got a black eye from a cut-price botox procedure. 'Im indoors wanted to practise... probably best it wasn't a paying client - I can pass this off as domestic abuse.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 13:38, archived)

At least you don't live with a trainee tattooist, their practice efforts hang around longer

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 13:43, archived)

You're all over the place with this.
Yesterday it was a freebie, today it was cut-price. You didn't want to do it, you were being "forced" and had been "told" you were getting it, but then you'd "held out for long enough" and "given up" because "EVERYONE is getting fucking botox".

If you want to get botox, at the very least get it from a registered and regulated professional and not from someone who's doing it as a "side-hustle". And if you don't want to get botox, don't fucking get it. Either you're in a coercive relationship, or you've got no willpower.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 13:57, archived)

And my axe

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 13:58, archived)

1.5% was the optimum goat bone gelatin addition for stability

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:07, archived)

What about boning camels?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:17, archived)

*takes notes*

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:21, archived)

Yak butter popcorn

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 15:20, archived)

Turtle Power

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 15:20, archived)

Fuck. You. ┳━┳ ヽ(ಠل͜ಠ)ﾉ

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 17:24, archived)