Hullo the Internet, Queef here
Want to but some ice cream? No really, I need a tenner for crack.

Only joking, off on my hollibobs to Italy soon, I heard there was a 7" of Bob Goes Skiing by Run DMC in a shop in Parma.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 12:34, archived)

I hear their ham is quite good

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 12:57, archived)

50p

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:17, archived)

That's spuntino sorted

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 15:08, archived)

I’m butting some ice cream as I typo this

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 12:59, archived)

I'll bet you are

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:17, archived)

That's interesting, Richard

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 13:07, archived)

Anecdotes aren't my forte

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:18, archived)

NO REAL MADE UP NAMES PLEASE

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 18:50, archived)

sounds like American propaganda

( $$ ✅, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 13:19, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:18, archived)

Blah blah strikey-g something bout Bob Geldof's throbbing smelly cock
It's not worth the effort really.

I've got a black eye from a cut-price botox procedure. 'Im indoors wanted to practise... probably best it wasn't a paying client - I can pass this off as domestic abuse.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 13:38, archived)

At least you don't live with a trainee tattooist, their practice efforts hang around longer

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 13:43, archived)

You're all over the place with this.
Yesterday it was a freebie, today it was cut-price. You didn't want to do it, you were being "forced" and had been "told" you were getting it, but then you'd "held out for long enough" and "given up" because "EVERYONE is getting fucking botox".

If you want to get botox, at the very least get it from a registered and regulated professional and not from someone who's doing it as a "side-hustle". And if you don't want to get botox, don't fucking get it. Either you're in a coercive relationship, or you've got no willpower.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 13:57, archived)

And my axe

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 13:58, archived)

1.5% was the optimum goat bone gelatin addition for stability

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:07, archived)

What about boning camels?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:17, archived)

*takes notes*

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:21, archived)

Yak butter popcorn

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 15:20, archived)

Turtle Power

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 15:20, archived)

Fuck. You. ┳━┳ ヽ(ಠل͜ಠ)ﾉ

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 17:24, archived)

Botox your nutsack

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:23, archived)

The Egg

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:24, archived)

Bongo
Agam Claygon
Largy Mulgen
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:55, archived)

The Porcupine From Purgatory gonz
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 15:02, archived)

b3ta.com/search/talk?q=solphadine
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 15:37, archived)

oh fuck, I've fallen down a gonz rabbit hole looking up his invaluable knowledge of pharmacokinetics.
Stockley's Drug Interactions (last updated 08-Aug-23):
"Diamorphine, morphine, oxycodone, pentazocine and pethidine (meperidine) delay gastric emptying so that the rate of absorption of oral paracetamol is reduced. No pharmacokinetic interaction occurs between codeine and paracetamol, but the combination may not always result in increased analgesia."

Gonz:
"Paracetimol tripples (or whatever) the effect of any opiet. And so does cafinated carbinated drinks."

rabbit stoma
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 15:52, archived)

Can the posse and myself share your TABLE please

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 14:57, archived)

No STARING

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 15:08, archived)

All FEASTING

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 15:20, archived)

Not mushroom here
Lol magic
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 15:28, archived)

🤡

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 15:33, archived)

ALL the other tables

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 15:47, archived)

I would like to TABLE a motion
Tra la la la la
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 16:16, archived)