As a physics graduate, I can confidently say that the problem is due to your being a gay spaz who loves it up the bum-bum from other gay spazzes.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 15 Aug 2023, 21:51,
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 22:21,
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Aug 2023, 23:23,
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