"if you want to cry I'll be your shoulder".
Not offering a shoulder to cry on, I'll be your actual shoulder. Part of your body.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 8:13, archived)

Please stop being my shoulder, it's creepy and weird, I hate it.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 11:41, archived)

oh no you're my fucking smile now :) :) :) :)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 11:45, archived)

If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow.
Non-sequitur much? Unless the only entity that'll give you a hug is an inanimate object, you fucking loser.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 12:20, archived)

No, it's beautiful, listen, if you become so toxic that only inanimate objects can bear to be close to you, I WILL IMPERSONATE AN INANIMATE OBJECT FOR THAT PURPOSE

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Aug 2023, 12:38, archived)