Day off today so piss in a jam jar rather than get out of bed
Oh and child care too :(
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 24 Aug 2023, 7:18, archived)

child care in a jam jar?
or piss in a child care?
(piss and shit, Thu 24 Aug 2023, 9:15, archived)

Get out of child care

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Aug 2023, 9:34, archived)

Do not pass jam jar
Do not collect 200 kids
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 24 Aug 2023, 9:55, archived)

3 are enough

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 24 Aug 2023, 10:17, archived)

Bake me a cake containing a file please

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 24 Aug 2023, 10:16, archived)

Silly person

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 24 Aug 2023, 10:15, archived)

or piss in a child care?

Turtle Power :*(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Aug 2023, 10:25, archived)

:((

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Aug 2023, 13:17, archived)

You've been eating jam in bed?
You gonna shit in a pringles tube too?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 24 Aug 2023, 13:00, archived)

A sock

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 24 Aug 2023, 13:02, archived)

Once you pop, etc

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 24 Aug 2023, 13:08, archived)

+o

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 24 Aug 2023, 15:45, archived)