Alright cunts

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 8:58, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 9:21, archived)

Morning smash mouth

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 9:34, archived)

Hey now!

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 9:50, archived)

morning swizzle nips

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 10:26, archived)

I got spicy stir fry noodle powder in my eye
That shit stings like a bastard
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 10:32, archived)

oh yeah, i was meaning to ask you how your date with the Schwartz mascot went

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 10:38, archived)

"I'm cumin!"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 12:59, archived)

A great thyme was had by all

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 13:19, archived)

You're all very silly

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 13:54, archived)

Cheers

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 13:55, archived)

wild thyme, darling. wild thyme.

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 13:55, archived)

HI I'M MARK COMMODE

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 12:14, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 12:16, archived)

You fucking need one. Old cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 12:35, archived)

Needing somewhere to shit is a sign of old age is it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 12:58, archived)

Yes.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 13:10, archived)

This is new and I don't like it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 13:32, archived)

not liking things is also a sign of needing to shit violently into a portable receptacle
excuse me i need to put my slippers in the oven
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 14:12, archived)

I have been known to put mine in the freezer in summer

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 15:30, archived)

you've shat violently in the freezer?

(piss and shit, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 20:16, archived)

you haven't?

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 20:35, archived)

I wondered what those frozen pringles were

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 22:25, archived)

Deer shits resemble maltesers

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 0:13, archived)

Siouxie and the banshzzzz

(piss and shit, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 14:50, archived)

I'm giving this movie 4 bags of popcorn

( $$ ✅, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 14:41, archived)